If you can't figure something out, look over this list
of frequently asked questions BEFORE sending me
an idiotic email. If you still send an email with a
question that is already answered on this page, I
guarantee you will NOT like the response you get.
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How do I download your
program? |
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Purchase the program
, and download it instantly. If
you didn't get a confirmation of purchase email or you were unable to download the
program, then please use the
form to let me know and I'll
deal with the issue immediately. |
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I can't pay by credit
card. How can I order the program? |
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Do you have a family member with a credit card
that can order for you? Failing that, you can
me to arrange alternative payment
methods should you desire. |
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How do I know this is
for real? |
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You can check out my
of earnings or, if you prefer, read
the opinions and comments of some of the people
that have already bought my program by clicking
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What if I have
questions about the program after I buy it? |
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You can contact me 24 hours a day using the
form. All customers receive
lifetime support, and free program upgrades as
and when they become available. |
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Why would a
multi-millionaire bother selling this program? |
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Because obviously I'm getting even richer from
the sales of my program, even while reclining in the
sun on the Gold Coast. When you offer a shit-hot
product like mine for sale, that makes money for both the buyer and
seller, it's a no-brainer. |
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What are the details
of your money-back guarantee? |
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I offer a 60 day money back guarantee. Try my
strategies out for up to 60 days. If you aren't
successful, I'll no doubt tell you what an asshole you
are, that you're in the wrong business and I will
definitely question your intelligence, but I'll
also give you a 100% refund. However, instead of
whining, try contacting me first and ask for
assistance and we'll make this thing work for
you. My aim is to help you make money using my
program, if you lose, I lose and I don't like
losing
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If you are so rich, and
so confident about your program, why don't you give it
to me for free? I'll pay you back when I make
money? |
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Yeah...right. When you give something away for
free, people don't value it highly, so it sits
around and ultimately gets thrown away or
deleted without any effort made to use it.
However, when you spend a decent amount of money
for something, you make damn sure you actually
attempt to use the product. And in order to make
money with my program, you WILL need to actually
USE my strategies. So no freebies. If you're
looking for a handout, go to the welfare office |
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Can you guarantee
I'll make money with your program? |
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There is no possible way that I can guarantee
you will make money, because I know very little
about you personally. I know most of you
will buy a great program like mine and never even
read it, or you won't apply the strategies
described in it. You're just too lazy, it's
pathetic to see! However, if you DO apply the
strategies in the program properly, I DO guarantee
you will make money. |
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With respect to
applying the techniques and strategies you
mention, does it matter where I
live in the world? |
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Geography will not limit the potential of my
strategies to make you money. |
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Can ANYONE benefit
from your program? |
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You must be willing to work on your computer at
least a few hours per week, and you must be able
to follow simple directions. As long as you are
not a complete asshole and you will actually
DO THE WORK, my program will help you
make money. |
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I know NOTHING about
the internet, programming, or how to make money. Will
your program be helpful for a complete novice? |
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Both beginners and experts can benefit greatly
from my strategies. You can always contact me
for personal help if you need it. |
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I have a Mac, can I
use the program and make money also? |
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The programs and methods mentioned are available
to use just as easily over any operating system.
You will be able to use all of the same
programs/methods as any one else could with a
PC. As long as you can read a PDF
file, you'll have no problems. |
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I'm having problems
downloading or opening the program, what should
I do? |
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Use the
form and we should be able to
resolve any issues you may have immediately. |
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Can I get tutoring
support? |
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Yes, if you want help after reading the program
just use the
form to write me an email.
Actually I encourage you to ask questions so I
can continually improve my program and help
everyone to succeed (everyone who orders the
program will receive FREE downloads of updates
once they become available). |
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I can't afford your
program. Can you give me a free copy and I'll pay
you back when I start making money? |
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Yes, sure. Actually let me give you a check for
$1000 just for good measure as well, hell I
don't need the money, right? Who shall I make
the check payable too? |
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Do you want to make
millions together? I have a real good idea and
I'd be doing you a favor cutting you in on the
deal. |
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I can hardly wait to hear it - NOT! |
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You're not rich.
You're a scam artist, a fake, a fraud, a liar. I
bet I make more money than you do, you wanker! What do you
think about that? |
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Calling me a wanker? At least you know who I am!
Put
down your beer, stub out your joint, step outside your trailer and
go get yourself some fresh air champ, you're
delusional! |
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You've really got some
nerve! Do you think you're better than me? |
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Yep! |
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If you don't give me
your program for free, I'll tell everyone it's
really crap, and I'll say bad things about you
to the IRS, the Attorney General, the FBI, the
Royal Canadian Mounted Police, The Australian
Lifesaving Club, AAA, the Women's Institute,
the Scouts, the RSPCA, The KKK,
the Church of Scientology, the Men In Black, Clickbank,
Paypal, and the security guy at the mall. |
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I'm shitting myself! Not the security guy at the
mall; the one with the glass eye? I would like to point
something out to you. I have a legal team on
salary and I need something for them to do. Keep
this shit up and they will be very busy! |
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I'm going to find out
where you live and come kick your ass, you
arrogant prick! |
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I'll look forward to it. |
